What is AXOMOXA?

Axomoxa is a meaningless 7 letter palindrome.

That's all there is to say about it...well, there is one other little thing. But it's so extremely far out of the range of probability that for all practical purposes it doesn't exist. I don't really want to go into it since it's pointless to consider that it could ever really happen. All right, if you feel that you must know then just take a quick look at what I'm talking about then you can see for yourself that it's not worth any more discussion.

According to the Ancient Book of Axomoxa the word Axomoxa used improperly under extremely improbable conditions could be troublesome. It's called the 777 quandary, and it goes that if 7 times 7, 7 times (7x7x7x7x7x7x7) people were to simultaneously utter the word Axomoxa backwards with malice aforethought, it would commence utter catastrophic destruction of both Heaven and Earth, leaving only Hell in it's wake with all former inhabitants of Heaven and Earth consigned to Hell for eternity.

But you see how impossible that is? Precisely 7x7x7x7x7x7x7 people, not as many as one more, nor as few as one less would need to be fully coordinated and utter the word simultaneously. Any every single one would have to be fully cognizant of intent and filled with malice aforethought, Hell bent if you will, on bringing the utter destruction of Heaven and Earth. By the way simultaneously doesn't mean they have to be in perfect synchronization to the millisecond for example. Rather from the moment that the first person starts to utter the word, all others must also start before the first person finishes uttering the word to unleash the raging devastation. So there's a little bit of slack but not much. If even one of them started just a tiny fraction of a second after the first one finished, nothing at all would happen.

So there you can see for yourself, the word Axomoxa is virtually harmless. But don't get any ideas of trying to test it just to satisfy your morbid curiosity. The cost would be so great and the consequences so horrendous...like you would instantly implode and be turned inside out, consume your own bowels then be profoundly rent assunder and extruded into ever intensifying depths of eternal agony, and that's just in the queue waiting to be processed for the trip to Hell.

So don't mess with it.